‘Sex gems’ to vibrator rings: The wildest buys from Goop’s Valentine’s Day 2024 gift guide

Gwyneth Paltrow’s got everyone buzzing.

The actress-turned-entrepreneur unleashed Goop’s 2024 Valentine’s Day gift guide on Monday, and it’s packed with predictably extravagant presents like a wrinkle-zapping Lyma Laser Starter Kit ($2,695), Morse code-inspired Jenna Blake bracelet ($14,800) and 14-karat gold Kiki de Montparnasse handcuffs ($250).

Of course, it wouldn’t be a Goop guide without a good vibrator (or 12); Goop’s Valentine’s Day roundup features the brand’s Double Sided Wand ($98) and a 24-karat Kiki de Montparnasse Gold Wand ($1,249), among other deluxe dildos.

Accessory aficionados are sure to adore the Crave Tease Vibrator Ring ($195), a petite bullet-shaped toy that doubles as jewelry and will “[bring] a little buzz and warmth wherever your hand wanders,” per the product description.


Crave Tease Vibrator Ring
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Crave Tease Vibrator Ring


Looking to take care of yourself in other ways? Beauty products abound in Paltrow and co.’s V-Day guide, too.

The aptly named Feel Fantastic Naked Kit ($96 $77) includes Goop Beauty’s body exfoliant and oil, while Dr. Dennis Gross’ DRx SpectraLite FaceWare Pro ($455) — a futuristic LED light mask that’s earned stamps of approval from Halle Berry and Kris Jenner, among others — claims to clear breakouts and calm redness.

For those seeking a gift on the smaller side, the Goop x Prima Sex Gem ($15) dissolves in the bath to deliver “sensual pleasure and awakening,” as the packaging promises.


Goop x Prima Sex Gem Effervescent Mineral Soak
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Goop x Prima Sex Gem Effervescent Mineral Soak


And for the loved one who has absolutely everything, why not surprise them with their very own Higherdose Infared Sauna ($7,999)? It fits two people, so you can sweat it out with your sweetheart.

Below, shop a selection of the Goopiest finds from this year’s Valentine’s Day gift guide.


Dr. Dennis Gross DRx SpectraLite FaceWare Pro
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Dr. Dennis Gross DRx SpectraLite FaceWare Pro



Kiki de Montparnasse Handcuff Wristlets
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Kiki de Montparnasse Handcuff Wristlets



Lyma Laser Starter Kit
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Lyma Laser Starter Kit



Kiki de Montparnasse The Gold Wand
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Kiki de Montparnasse The Gold Wand



Goop Beauty Feel Fantastic Naked Kit
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Goop Beauty The Feel Fantastic Naked Kit



Higherdose 2-Person Full-Spectrum Infrared Sauna
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Higherdose 2-Person Full-Spectrum Infrared Sauna